Hmm. Getting published would be a lot easier, I think, if I were a celebrity.
But here's the problem. No way I'm having even one more child, let alone eight. No way I'm running for political office just so I can get kicked out for committing a felony. And Pamela? Well, let's just say I don't have the same set of assets that she has.
This book should help me. I hope it has a chapter on dealing with the paparazzi.